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Su from Portugal! Real Madrid, Sporting cp, Portugal NT Zlatan Ibrahimovich, Sergio Ramos and Mou <3

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.
She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.
She saved hundrets of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.
After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.

She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.

She saved hundrets of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.

After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

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jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

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Posted 5 days ago (originally jerkidiot) + 246,548 notes

Top 20 highest scoring clubs this season so far (14/10/14)

Top 20 highest scoring clubs this season so far (14/10/14)

(Source: benzgrizi, via isc0)

Posted 5 days ago (originally benzgrizi) + 280 notes
culedrista:

 






wtf

This is the funniest tackle I’ve ever seen in football!!!! LOLL

he was trying to mount ibra ahahaha

SURPRISE LAPDANCE

why is your leg on my crotch
why is your crotch on my leg

culedrista:

 

wtf

This is the funniest tackle I’ve ever seen in football!!!! LOLL

he was trying to mount ibra ahahaha

SURPRISE LAPDANCE

why is your leg on my crotch

why is your crotch on my leg

(Source: itumblstuff, via carlo-ancelotti)

Posted 5 days ago (originally itumblstuff) + 1,583 notes

YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*bangs head on the nearest wall*

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via mrs-marcbartra)

sashayed:

where your boyfriend at? is he gettin you refreshments? is he tall? is he gettin you mike-n-ikes? oh you like mike-n-ikes? is he hefty? is he coming back? where your boyfriend? where your boyfriend at????

(Source: megustaelfutbol, via mrs-marcbartra)

totosalvios:

headsupgirl:

buscadoradevida:

headsupgirl:

buscadoradevida:

headsupgirl:

buscadoradevida:

Are Madridistas blind or..? doesn’t Messi exist to you or do you just like to ignore his greatness??

okay tone it down a notch Blatter

Do you need something for your butt, it seems like it’s hurting

no honey, your fave ain’t that big

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Yes ok let’s ignore facts and live in a fairytale

okay, you keep trying me so alright, if it’s an answer you want it’s an answer you get.

let’s talk facts: what facts? the sight problems of Real Madrid supporters? i’m not an ophthalmologist, i can’t help you with that. just because we madridistas choose to focus on our own club and our own players and are not obsessed with our rivals doesn’t mean they don’t exist. yes, Messi is great, but he plays for my rival team and for a NT i don’t support, it’s only natural i don’t spend 90% of my time babbling about his great skills or his poorly executed haircut, so explain to me again why he should be the center of my life. 

"his poorly executed haircut"

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Posted 6 days ago (originally buscadoradevida) + 96 notes
janiexo:

comedycentral:

Happy birthday, Bernie Mac. We miss you!


Really &amp; truly 😔. RIP.

janiexo:

comedycentral:

Happy birthday, Bernie Mac. We miss you!

Really & truly 😔. RIP.

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holyreus:

Kloppo trips on stairs and Marco is laughing. Cheeky Marco

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Posted 1 week ago (originally holyreus) + 1,092 notes

daniscarvajals:

ricardoquaresmas:

o ronaldo do madrid não é o mesmo do de portugal

o ronaldo de portugal não tem à volta dele jogadores como o ronaldo de madrid

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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts, via dinico5)

Posted 1 week ago (originally ultrafacts) + 518,023 notes

midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

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